Religious Shit

Gokul Menon
Gokul Menon
Gokul Menon
Gokul Menon
January 7, 2014

Taoism - Shit happens.

Buddhism - If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam - If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism - Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism - This shit happened before.

Catholicism - Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna - Shit happens rama rama ding dong.

T.V. Evangelism - Send more shit.

Atheism - No shit.

Jehova's Witness - Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism - There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science - Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism - Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism - What is shit anyway?

Stoicism - This shit doesn't bother me.

-source: http://www.jokes4us.com/religiousjokes/atheistjokes.html

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